PSA (a public service announcement from Juha)
My love is alive, my mind is quick,
I love pissing cuz I love touching my dick –
but I don’t like it when the **** dribbles down my leg.

Letters are not words til you arrange them.
When your boxers smell like ****, it’s time to change them.
When you’re at the urinal taking a leak,
don’t be shy to shake your dick out for awhile.
Sometimes we all wear our jeans for a week,
but don’t let yellow stains ruin your style.

My love is alive, my mind is quick,
I love pissing cuz I love touching my dick –
but I don’t like it when the **** dribbles down my leg.