Late For My Own Funeral
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I'm a gonna be Late For My Own Funeral
Don't look for me too soon
I'm a gonna be Late For My Own Funeral
All jammed up here on the road to ruin

I hear that rooster crowin' but oh my achin' head
I know I should get goin' - I jump back in that sweet old rack instead

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I'm a gonna be Late For My Own Funeral
Don't look for me too soon
I'm a gonna be Late For My Own Funeral
All jammed up here on the road to ruin

Please don't call me squirrely, I'm just tryin' to beat the clock
Once I showed up early, sent the whole durn bar deep into shock

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No there's no end to it, but we don't want it to end
Trouble I been through it, now I just don't give a tinker's damn

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