Diamonds, Mink Stoles, and Cadillacs

A met a man just today
He didn't know you'd runaway and left me all alone
I'd asked him if he'd seen ya 'round
If he thought you'd come around, and come on back home

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He said, "Son, it's pitiful- I will grant ya that
But you have lost her now, and you can't win her back
Don't look like you got too much money
For Diamonds, Mink Stoles, and Cadillacs"

The sheriff said, "Sir, move along"
Wonderin' what the hell was wrong with that old stumble bum
He couldn't know what it'll do- a lifetime of missin' you
And hopin' you might come home

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He said, "Son, it's pitiful- I will grant you that
But you have lost her now, and you can't win her back
Don't look like you got too much money
For Diamonds, Mink Stoles, and Cadillacs"