Long Story Short

I am not the strong and silent type,
if someone’s looking for a fight
I can talk them to death all night

So, our first date came to a close,
I tried to take it slow
Said there’s just one thing I’d like to know

Do you like me, do you love me?
Can I see you again Sunday?
Did I mention I like your blouse?
Can you picture lots of babies,
that look like me vaguely
Running around your house?

Do you think you could fall for a guy like me?
Give me a complete report
And then you kissed me...
to make a long story short

We hit if off like ham and cheese,
so I got down on one knee
And asked you to be Mrs. Me

Do you like me do you love me?
Can I marry you on Sunday?
Did I mention I like your blouse?
Can you picture lots of babies,
that look like me vaguely
Running around our house?
Do you think you could fall for a guy like me?
Give me a complete report
And then you kissed me...
to make a long story short

When the preacher asked us if we do,
I told him yes, and where, and how
You had to kiss me then and there,
to take the words right out of my mouth

Now you like me, you love me,
we have ham and cheese each Sunday
I still like that blouse
There are lots of babies
that look like me exactly
Running around our house
How could a girl like you love a guy like me?
Give me a complete report
And then you kiss me...
to make a long story short