Pigs

I took my piggy bank and drove to the country
To McDonald’s farm, and gave him all my money
Razorbacks, hogs, potbellies and swine
I loaded up my car and they were all mine

I rigged my apartment with trampolines and springs
Got those little fellers rubber bands and propellers
And glued on some wings

This little piggy crashed into the wall
This little piggy fell down
This little piggy sailed out the window
“Wee Wee Wee”, and then a splatting sound

It’s hard to keep them up in the air, but I try
Because you said you’d love me, when pigs fly

They laughed at Lindbergh, Orville and Wilbur too
They laughed at me, for loving you

They said I was boorish; maybe I ham
But you’ll be bacon for me one day
Because I’ve got a plan

This little piggy crashed into the wall
This little piggy fell down
This little piggy sailed out the window
“Wee Wee Wee”, and then a splatting sound

Now we’re on the church steps
With rice in our hair
Everybody’s running for cover
Because those aren’t doves up there!

This little piggy soared into the blue
And never came down
This little piggy sailed out the window
“Wee Wee Wee”, what a happy sound

It’s hard to keep them up in the air, but we try
Because when you love me, pigs fly
That’s all folks!