Sleeping In The Dog House

Coming home late at night
Not shaving or helping
To make the bed.
She gave me the Boot
It feels like I got kicked
In the head

I'm sleeping in that rickety
Old RV dog house in the drive
I leave her Beer bottle
Gnomes In the yard
Letting her know I'm still alive .

The dog gets to sleep with her
In the house
I get to sleep with myself
in the dog house

The kids said she's making soup tonight
Maybe she will throw me a bowl and a bone
I'm getting real tired of eating
Cereal alone

I call my buddies to stop by for a beer
I am finally free for now
from Yes Dear

The dog gets to sleep with her
in the house
I get to sleep with myself
In the dog house

Tonight I'll pick flowers
From the lady next door
To help her decide
If I'm back inside

Coming home late at night
Not shaving or helping
To make the bed.
She gave me the Boot
It feels like I got kicked
In the head

I'm sleeping in that rickety
Old RV dog house in the drive
I leave her Beer bottle
Gnomes In the yard
Letting her know I'm still alive

The dog gets to sleep with her
in the house
I get to sleep with myself
In the dog house