Baler Twine

The best darn thing that God ever made
was an iddy-biddy piece of string
It’s no expense, you can tie it to a fence,
or almost anything
You can close a gate or any kinda freight
right up in double time
The best darn tool in the world is binder twine

(CHORUS) It’s yellow it’s orange, it’s round wound
It’s as strong as steel pound for pound
It’s like spare hange that hangs around
Ya know you’re gonna use it sometime
… baler twine.

I took a little trip up a mountain trail
when a spring done broke in half
So I jacked er up on that empty trail
looked around and said what the hell
So I tied that spring to the box real tight
and hoped she’d stay in line
Fifty miles back to town on baler twine

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You can join ‘em up two by two
and make a chain to pull a load
Or rig a shank, for that bull that’s rank,
and pull ‘im by the nose
You can tie a door, hold a floor,
or keep your tail gate snugged up tight
The best darn tool in the world is baler twine

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