THIS OLD SPOUSE

THIS OLD SPOUSE
(C)
CAN YOU HELP ME DOCTOR BOB
TO FIX UP THIS GRAND OLD PLACE
IT DON’T NEED TOO MUCH REMODELING
JUST REVITALIZE THE SPACE

I’VE HAD HER FOR SO MANY YEARS
NO COULD TAKE HER PLACE
HER DORMERS STOOD THE RAGE OF TIME
BUT THE BACK PORCH STILL LOOKS GREAT

HER ZIP CODE’S GAINED SOME NUMBERS
BUT THE ADDRESS STILL THE SAME
RASIN UP ALL OF THOSE CHILDREN
IS SURLY WHATS TO BLAME

CHORUS
THIS OLD SPOUSE HAS BEEN A GOOD ONE
THIS OLD SPOUSE JUST NEEDS SOME PAINT
HER FOUNDATION NEEDS A LITTLE LIFT
A NEW CONDO NO SHE AIN’T
THIS OLD SPOUSE HAS BEEN HERE MANY YEARS
SHE HAS BEAT THE TEST OF TIME
SHE’S BEEN HERE THROUGH FLOODS AND HURRICANE’S
I SURE AM GLAD SHE’S MINE
(D)
CAN YOU HELP ME DOCTOR VILA
CAUSE HER MANTAINENCE IS HIGH
SHE NEEDS A BRAND NEW KITCHEN
SHE’LL HEAR YOU DON’T ASK WHY
WHY’LL YOU’RE HERE FIX UP THE BED ROOM
WITH A GREAT BIG KING SIZED BED
NO HOLD THAT THOUGHT A MOMENT
BUILD A BIG GAME ROOM INSTEAD

CHORUS

CAN YOU HELP ME HERE BOB VILA
TO FIX UP THIS GRAND OLD PLACE
IT DON’T NEED TOO MUCH REMODELING
JUST REVITALIZE THE SPACE
HER ZIP CODES GAINED SOME NUMBERS
BUT THE ADDRESS STILL THE SAME
HER DORMERS STOOD THE RAGE OF TIME
BUT THE BACK PORCH STILL LOOKS GREAT (C MODULATE TO
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