Missus Green
Miss whiskey, she don't do me no good and
Miss gin, she put me into a spin
That's why I love
I love my Missus Green

Miss champagne only like fancy things and
Miss wine, only good good some o' the time
That's why I need
I need my Missus Green

Well I don't
Need no-one else you see
'Cause I know
Well she's the one for me

Miss absinthe, she keep me up all night and
Miss rum, **** only wanna fight
That's why I see
I see my Missus Green

Well Missus Green
You know she can't be beat
Taste so good
Yeah when she's sticky sweet

And miss vodka she far too mean for me
And miss beer ain't got no personality
That's why I need
I need my Missus Green

When I wrap
My lips around her tight
Yes I know
Sure gonna be alright
That's why I love
I love my Missus Green
Yes I love
I love my Missus Green