You Can Trust Me

You have my word that it’s gonna be okay
I wouldn’t do this,
but there’s just no other way
You’re my best friend,
I’d never steer you wrong
I’ll pay you back, you know,
by the end of this song

You can trust me
Just forget what went before
You can trust me
I’m not that guy anymore

You can trust me
No matter what you’ve heard
‘Cause when I’m talkin’
I mean every single word
You Can Trust Me

Please don’t be frightened,
it’s only you and me
Brought you a present
that I know you’ll want to see
So listen to reason, I paid for my crime
All I wanna do is show you a real good time

You can trust me
Just forget what went before
You can trust me
I’m not that guy anymore

You can trust me
No matter what you’ve heard
‘Cause when I’m talkin’
I mean every single word
You Can Trust Me

I spoke to God today
And he told me what to do
I had lunch with Jesus
and his twelve apostles, too

They said it was my job
to get those evil men
And if you re-elect me,
I swear I won’t lie to you again