Can't **** Her

When I was just a young man
My daddy said to me
“There’s a goal for which you ought to strive,
It’s called fidelity”

“Now son, I learned the hard way
And the price I’ve paid is steep
That’s why I’m on marriage number five
So listen carefully:”

You can love that girl
And you can love another
You can love somebody’s wife
And even someone’s mother
You can fall in love
With any girl you want…
But you just can’t **** her.

Now I’ve laid around and played around
Lived life on the run
Roamed as far as I can roam
Had good times by the ton

Then I finally found a girl
I knew she was the one
‘Til she says, “Hey Honey, bring another girl home,”
My playin’ days are done

My Daddy said,
You can love that girl
And you can love another
You can love somebody’s wife
And even someone’s mother
You can fall in love
With any girl you want…
But you just can’t **** her.
(You better not)

Now I truly love my wife
So I mind my Q’s and P’s
Though I have not been a perfect man
That’s very plain to see

But life is made of choices
I don’t live in a commune
Don’t want my life to go away
And fall to rack ‘n’ ruin

And I remember what my Daddy said to me:

You can love that girl
And you can love another
You can love somebody’s wife
And even someone’s mother
You can fall in love
With any girl you want…
But you just can’t **** her.
You better not…**** her