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FACEBOOK – words and music by Alexandra Legouix and Martyn Ellis © 2010

So I'm going down to Soho Town
Meeting with a guy that I've seen around
Clocked him in a bar just a week ago
I’d drunk too much, but he seemed cute so who knows
He came up to me but i couldn't really see
He seemed kinda nice and he was very happy
I’d given him ma name but anyone in the game
Knows the place he went to look was
FACEBOOK... Damn Facebook

(Oh no, my life's on show
Everybody sees and everybody knows
Oh no, it's all gone wrong
I shoulda known it all along)

So, on Wednesday day, I get a text to say
That he'd 'stumbled' cross ma number did i want a date
I couldn't really think of a reason why
And from his profile pic he was a gorgeous guy
So I walk in this club and I look around and I wonder why my feet are sticking to the ground
The place is full of drunks and there's wet on the floor
From the men who do not shower and the sweat from their pores
FACEBOOK... Damn Facebook

(Oh no, my life's on show
Everybody sees and everybody knows
Oh no, it's all gone wrong
I shoulda known it all along)

So I hear my name and I turn to see
That the really gorgeous guy is in fact UGLY
Oh no its all gone wrong
The ugly man is smiling and some teeth are gone
So I turn on my heels and I run to the door
Note to myself not to do that no more
Just keep on running n don't turn back to look
and never, no no never, rely on
FACEBOOK... Damn Facebook

(Oh no, my life's on show
Everybody sees and everybody knows
Oh no, it's all gone wrong
I shoulda known it all along)

Now its Sunday day, and all i gotta say
Is the ugly man has gone i had a lucky escape
The only souvenir were the random tags
And a private message asking did i fancy a s**g
Not to mention all the liking and the constant pokes
He's culled from my friends and the butt of my jokes
You may think that i'm harsh but I don't give a fook
Oh, and my status update reads
DAMN FACEBOOK, Damn Facebook

(Oh no, my life's on show
Everybody sees and everybody knows
Oh no, it's all gone wrong
I shoulda known it all along
Oh no, my life's on show
Everybody sees and everybody knows
Oh no, it's all gone wrong
I shoulda known.....)



(What are u doing?) ...Writing on ur wall

(What are u looking for?)... Whatever I can get...

... It's complicated.....