Somebody Somewhere
Everybody’s somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I somebody here
Everybody’s got somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I got somebody here

I need a man who cares
For me and no one else
Who can roll that jelly fine
Who can roll that jelly fine

Everybody’s somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I somebody here
Everybody’s got somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I got somebody here

I know I’m a mess
And I don’t know how to dress
But I can roll that jelly fine
But I can roll that jelly fine

Everybody’s somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I somebody here
Everybody’s got somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I got somebody here

We’ll go all over town
In tuxedo and gown
And we’ll roll that jelly fine
Yeah we’ll roll that jelly fine

Everybody’s somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I somebody here
Everybody’s got somebody somewhere
Why ain’t I got somebody here