Watch Out For Their Wives

WATCH OUT FOR THEIR WIVES (Bois, Mosser, Scheinman, Shropshire, Spencer) Red Rudy Too Tunes/ BMI 3:49

Gonna send you back for trainin’
‘Cause you need some more esplainin’
or an order of restraint
‘cause you was married and I ain’t

Gonna have to blow the whistle
Or go ballistic like a missile
But the last time I did that
I got laid out with a bat

When I came to
Where the hell were you
You took your wife for a vacation
While I was knocked out on sedation

When I aksed the doctor
To up my dose
He drew the curtain
And he got a little too close

I shouted out a curse
And I decked with with my purse
I rang that bedside bell
And asked the nurse for a hearse

Then from the nurses station
Came a round of applause
They said “Congratulations”
For championing their cause

I said “no problem ladies,
Where he’s going is hot as Hades”
Gonna have to file a grievance
Against these prehistoric deviants

I’m gonna show ‘em all who is boss
I’m gonna nail ‘em all to the cross
And just a word to the wise
You better watch out for their wives

You better watch out for their wives
You better watch out for their wives

Watch out