Whiskey and Wine (3:17)

Whiskey and Wine

The Whiskey and the Wine are at war in my head
I wish they'd calm down so I can go back to bed
The whiskey says it's better without you around
The wine says I should get up and call you right now

The Whiskey and the Wine, they can't get along
They'll give me a headache with their carryin' on
The whiskey says forget you, find somebody new
But the wine says that I love you, and I know that it's true.

I took to drinkin', tryin' to think straight
And the whiskey went down easy, and the wine tasted great
And I wanted to call you but I left it too late
And now the Whiskey and the Wine are at war

The Whiskey and the Wine have been at it all night
It reminds me of the way you and me used to fight
The whiskey is loud, he's got bark, he's got bite,
The wine, she's much softer, but she's always right

The Whiskey and the Wine are at war in my brain
I know I should never mix the grape with the grain
They're like you and me, they don't get on so well
Whiskey and Wine are a match made in Hell

I took to drinkin' to help me move on
But the wine wasn't weak, and the whiskey was strong
And the one wants you back, and the one wants you gone
The Whiskey and Wine are at war.

Babe, if you want to we could try one more time
Though it means quittin whiskey and stickin' to wine
Baby I love you and I want you to be mine
But the Whiskey and the Wine are at war.
Yeah the Whiskey and the Wine are at war.