The Beer Song

THE BEER SONG
lyrics written by Doug Moreland (parody of Geoff Mack’s I’ve Been Everywhere)

I met this old man sitting here in this bar
He told me stories and tales from afar
I said for a world traveler what are you doing sitting here
He said the beer’s as good in here as it is anywhere
I said have you drank all your life
He said not yet I haven’t son but we’re drinking tonight

He said I’ve drank lots of beer man, I’ve drank lots of beer
From here to Tan zanier man, I’ve drank lots of beer
Hold your glasses high in the air we’ll drink lots of beer
Like Michelob, Rolling Rock, Honey Brown, Shiner Bock,
Newcastle, Red Stripe, Lowenbrau, Coors Light,
Negro Modelo, such a fine fellow,
Lone Star Beer, and a whole lotta Sol,
Dos Equis, Castle, Keystone, and Bass Ale
I’ve drank a lot of beer

Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Samuel Adams,
Bud Light, Corona, Foster’s, and Heineken,
Nor don Blonde, got the girl on the front,
If Homer were here he’d be drinking that Duff,
Grolsch, and Guinness, and I ain’t finished
I’ve drank a lot of beer

He said I’ve drank lots of beer man, I’ve drank lots of beer
From here to Tan zanier man, I’ve drank lots of beer
Hold your glasses high in the air we’ll drink lots of beer

Pelican, Stein Lager, Black Label, Budweiser,
Miller, Mickey’s, Molson, makes me sicky,
Pearl, and The Beast, Fat Tire, and Pete’s,
Old Wicked Ale, ah what the hell,
Grolsch, and Guinness, and I ain’t finished
I’ve drank a lot of beer