Down In Texas

DOWN IN TEXAS
music by Terry Shand and lyrics by William D. Dunham (1946 EMI Miller Catalog, ASCAP) -originally recorded by Phil Harris in 1946

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
Where the men are men and love it,
And the girls are sure glad of it,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

Everybody's gonna holler, Howdy do!
Howdy do!
They all want to say, how are you?
How ya all?
We raise corn for hot tamales,
Grow dollies for the follies,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

They all call me Doagie,
Everyone knows me,
Just ask 'em where we're playin',
Bar A, B, C, or D

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
We've got everything in Texas lookin' up
Lookin' fine!
From the mountains to the prairies,
Here the girls' ain't contrary
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
Every cowboy is a dandy,
Though his legs are bowed and bandy,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

Everybody'll be wondering'
here the heck I'm at
Well I'm just south of Austin,
Playin' music, in downtown Man-chack

If you're ever down in Texas look me up
Look me up!
We've got everything in Texas lookin' up
Lookin' fine!
Bronco Bustin' takes some practice,
Or you'll wind up on a cactus,
If you're ever down in Texas look me up

Am I right or Amarillo,
We're the Flying Armadillos
If you're ever down in Texas look us up