Cheap Mike

"Cheap Mike”

I'm a drivin' down
Towards old Cheap Mike's
To see what I can do!

Gonna drive down
Towards old Cheap Mike's
Ta tell him a thing or two:
Sold me a forty eight motor
On a thirty two frame!
Think I'ma losin' my whole rear end!
I'ma drivin' down
To old Cheap Mike's
To see what I can do.

I'ma bouncin’ down
Towards old Cheap Mike's
To sing my used car blues;

I'ma foggin' on down
To old Cheap Mike's
Justa ask ‘im a thing ‘er two;
My radiator's bilin'!
My fender's gone!
Rods alla knockin'!
My wheels are rollin' off

I’ma whuppin ’er down
Towards old Cheap Mike's
To see what Mike c’n do!

If’ya gotta jallopee
Or an old hotrod;
An' y' don't know what ta do;
Herd it on down towards
Old Cheap Mike's
Ask him a thing or two;
If y’r valves are stickin';
If y’r crankshaft's flat
If y’r losin' alla y’r bolts an’ taps;

Just guide ‘er and ride ‘er
Downta Cheap Mike's Lot;
‘Cause Mike knows what ta do!

I said:

Guide it on down!
Whoop it on down!
Rattle it, straddle it
Fight it on down!
Any old way ta git it on down!
‘Cause Mike knows what to do!
Hand Mike your money!
Mike knows what to do!