Elf U
Elf U

Way up North in the land of snow
There’s a place where all the elves go
It’s Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!

You can be, what you what to be
Cause they have classes up ‘til Christmas Eve
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!

At Elf University
You can join an Elf Fraternity,
You can get your degree in Elfology
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!
At Elf University

You can learn to make all sorts of toys
Bring smiles to all the girls and boys
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!

Wooden shoes, Etch-a-Sketch and candy canes,
Programming microchips for video games
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!

At Elf University
You can join an Elf Fraternity,
You can get your degree in Elfology
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!
At Elf University

But if you party too hard and don’t study
You’ll end up making cookies in a tree
Oh, no!

At Elf University
You can join an Elf Fraternity,
You can get your degree in Elfology
At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!
At Elf University

At Elf U, Elf U! Elf U, Elf U!
At Elf University