Heartache Hall Of Fame

If there was a heartache hall of fame
There'd be a bronze bust with my name
Calling out yours etched in pain
If there was a heartache hall of fame

Folks would come down from miles around to hear
My induction speech, beggin you please come back
And the walls would be lined with photos of me crying

If there was a heartache hall of fame
There'd be a bronze bust with my name
Calling out yours etched in pain
If they gave awards for misery
I'd go down in history
For the way losing you made me go insane
If there was a heartache hall of fame

I'd hold the record for years most consecutive tears runnin
I'd have a trophy case packed, with missing you plaques stacked high
Yeah girl there's no doubt I'd owe it all to you

If there was a heartache hall of fame
There'd be a bronze bust with my name
Calling out yours etched in pain
If they gave awards for misery
I'd go down in history
For the way losing you made me go insane
If there was a heartache
I'd have my big break
If there was a heartache hall of fame