All Real Everything

Straight from the Mo. homie this is real swag / parked in my driveway that's a real Jag

Burberry roof on top that's a rag / Louis V bag on my back check the tag

The girl next to me was on front of the mag / got something on her so her jeans won't sag.

It's real life homie this is not a gag / that's game time ya'll should wave the white flag.

Those thangs pokin' out of my rims them swangas / Dreas made beats on the track them bangas

Money changed you, not me now we strangers / hate in your eye, blaming me for your anger.

The chick I was with is an R&B sanga / said she couldn't be sprung but I already sprang'er

Tiger blood pumping, that's Charlie Sheen winning / got a black card here now that's real spending.

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All real everything nothing counterfeit / Got Ice Cream paint on G5 jet.

The Bezel of my Rollie iced out with begets / G-5 steppin, while I'm reppin my set.

Mommy fell hard, she was all on my Brett / Starved for the Favre speaking like it's touretts?

Keep ten dimes, I kill a bill like Uma / won't holla at a cougar, but I might date a Puma.

Spit crazy dumb man I might be dyslexic / rappers ain’t eating guess they're all anorexic

Call my own pilot just to change the humidity / Pockets on swole wallet suffers from obesity.

No skinny jeans, got to have elasticity / Get the song now, ITunes, or Rhapsody

C to the Vo, but you can call me Eric / numbers so high bank account's diabetic.
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Big Stepper, go getter, I’m a young Hugh Hefner / choke’em out make’em tap like Brock Lesner
Home wrecker, mike checker, I’m an MC tester. Kinda like I’m the greatest, opposition is lesser.
Ain’t a question who’s fresher, won’t crack under pressure / I got the game on lock, like an Olympic wrestler.
Figure four, full nelson, I attack with aggression true confession, I’m impressin’ teachin’ rookies a lesson
Rap class is in session, like an old time western, I’ma test’em then arrest’em in an all black Stetson.
Not a jester, not a joker, just a hot mike smoker, / quit your huffin’ and puffiin’ rappers bluffin’ like poker.
Discussin’ and fussin’ about who’s richer or broker / my forecast is bright, I’m like a young Al Roker.
Chasing Cheddar like Chester, let it age and fester. I’m shuttin’ rappers down like a jury sequester.