One Kool Kat

One Kool Kat
There goes one kool kat, He don’t do tit-for-tat, he wears a bad hat,
He’s on the prowl for this and that
He is one smooth dude, to smooth to be crude,
Oh but he’s so cruel, that kat’s a tiger, that’s a fact

His method is complete, always landin’ on his feet
He plays up all night, uses all his nine lives
But like a leopard on the hop, he won’t change his spots
Can’t trust the ones that you don’t see

There goes one kool kat, He don’t do tit-for-tat, he wears a bad hat,
He’s on the prowl for this and that
He is one smooth dude, to smooth to be crude,
Oh but he’s so cruel, that kat’s a tiger, that’s a fact

He always gets the girl, has her in a whirl
A panther on the floor, as he moves her out the door
If you’re asking my advice, his heart is cold as ice
Can’t trust the things that you don’t see

Feel his paw upon your skin, careful you don’t let him in
He’ll scratch your eyes, tear you apart, watch out for your heart

There goes one Kool Kat, He don’t do tit-for-tat, he wears a bad hat,
He’s on the prowl for this and that
He is one smooth dude, to smooth to be crude,
Oh but he’s so cruel, that kat’s a tiger, that’s a fact
I don’t like him he don’t like me
Can’t trust the things that you don’t see
That Kat’s a tiger, that kat is me

(Tell me I’m dreaming!)