Jerry Springer

Heaven knows I can’t take any more
My sisters’ 16 and she’s already a ****
Saving all her money
For those breast implants

My girlfriends name Candy
She’s my cousin.
Living in a trailer sleeps up to a dozen
And one of these days I’ll check what’s in my pants

So c’mon Jerry Springer, c’mon Jerry Springer
Won’t you make me a 30 second star
C’mon Jerry Springer, C’mon Jerry
I want to be your 30 second star

Cause it’s a left lane sex change nothing ever seems strange
It’s homicide it’s suicide kill someone for spare change
Just another day in my weird **** life
24 hours of T.V watching the day go
Living on nothing but Big Mac’s and Oreo
With 6 kids, 4 dogs, 3 guns and 13 wives.

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So c’mon Jerry Springer, c’mon Jerry Springer
Won’t you make me a 30 second star
C’mon Jerry Springer, C’mon Jerry
I want to be your 30 second star

Cause I’m a bipolar paranoid anorexic lesbian
Abducted and probed by 3 headed aliens
Well I’m so weird I got my own disease
I’ve had things inserted I’ve had things removed
Fat sucked off my **** and put into my boobs
So c’mon Jerry, won’t you call me please.

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Spent my last $ trying to win the lotto
I wanna get rich and buy a big Winnebago
Take the kids up see Niagara Falls
But all I really do is sit around and dream
I’m dumb as dog **** but I lift heavy things
So c’mon Jerry, I’m waiting on your call

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