Wreck Tangle

Suzy and Johnny and Mary and Ben
Two couples in love, they were the best of friends
Together through each and every high and low
Suzy and Johnny bought a piece of land
But Mary had a very different plan
Stole Johnny’s heart and they left for Mexico
Guess no one told ‘em that—

One’s a heartache
Two’s a heartbreak
Three’s a love triangle
But four’s a wreck tangle

One year later, right on track
Surprise, surprise, Johnny came back
Followed Suzy down to the corner bar
He took her face in his hands
Said I’ve become a better man
Gonna kiss you up and down under those stars
Here’s—

One’s a heartache
Two’s a heartbreak
Three’s a love triangle
And four, the wreck tangle

Then Suzy laughed and said I have a life
I’ve made a man a damn good wife
Bartender, please, some shots for my old friend
I’ll see you at home, honey, please explain to him
Bartender told him, here’s—

One for your heartache
Two for her heartbreak
Three for this love triangle

One for your heartache
Two for her heartbreak
Three for this love triangle
And for the wreck tangle