First Amendment Blues (Radio Edit) [Single]

FIRST AMENDMENT BLUES (RADIO EDIT)

VERSE 1

There's a lot of folks they've been complaining

Claim they're Christians while they're raining

Rocks down on the heads of guys like me.

Well if they can't stand a little cursing

The band and I can make it worse and

Maybe we'll give this record away for free.


CHORUS

Screw you. Screw you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And screw you.

VERSE 2

Now it's not polite to say retarded.

The kid's just challenged and his homework's hard

And maybe he just had A. D. H. D.

Well let's face the facts he's dumb or lazy

And Ritalin will make him crazy.

Maybe someday he'll go on a shooting spree.


CHORUS

Screw you. Screw you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And screw you.

Screw you. Screw you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And screw you.


VERSE 3

Well the Christian Right keeps agitating

While the liberal left likes litigating.

Each one trying to turn the other 'round.

If the answer isn't in the middle

We'll have no choice except to fiddle

While they burn this whole damn country down.


CHORUS

Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh

Well screw you. Screw you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And screw you.

Screw you. Screw you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And screw you.

SCREW YOU.

SCREW YOU.

Lyrics © 2013 Lawrence J. Studnicky and Anne C. Studnicky. The copyrights in this musical composition are administered worldwide by Cold Beer & Broads, Inc.