First Amendment Blues (The F.U. Song)

FIRST AMENDMENT BLUES (THE F.U. SONG)

VERSE 1

There's a lot of folks they've been complaining

Claim they're Christians while they're raining

Rocks down on the heads of guys like me.

Well if they can't stand a little cursing

The band and I can make it worse and

Maybe we'll give this record away for free.


CHORUS

F_ck you. F_ck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And f_ck you.

VERSE 2

Now it's not polite to say retarded.

The kid's just challenged and his homework's hard

And maybe he just had A. D. H. D.

Well let's face the facts he's dumb or lazy

And Ritalin will make him crazy.

Maybe someday he'll go on a shooting spree.


CHORUS

F_ck you. F_ck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And f_ck you.

F_ck you. F_ck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And f_ck you.


VERSE 3

Well the Christian Right keeps agitating

While the liberal left likes litigating.

Each one trying to turn the other 'round.

If the answer isn't in the middle

We'll have no choice except to fiddle

While they burn this whole damn country down.


CHORUS

Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh . . . Ahhhh

Well f_ck you. F_ck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And f_ck you.

F_ck you. F_ck you.

You've got the First Amendment blues.

So don't buy this record

And f_ck you.

F_CK YOU.

F_CK YOU.