Who Needs This Man

Well I woke up this morning With one thing in mind
I’m gonna find me a woman To share my life
So I looked in the paper Right there on page three Well I found me a woman Just right for me
It said I chain smoke And I eat a lot
It said I like beer But I don’t like pot It said I love music But I can’t dance
I like the smell of old spice I like holding hands
It said I need a man
That’s gonna treat me right
Stay by my side every night
Someone who’ll love me
For the who I am
It said I’m a woman, who needs this man
I couldn’t believe it
So I read it again
We were a perfect match She was a perfect 10
So I called her up
When she said hello
I said I read your ad baby Something you oughta know
I chain smoke
And I eat a lot
I like beer
But I don’t like pot I said I love music But I can’t dance
I even wear old spice honey I wanna hold your hand
‘Cause I am a man
That’s gonna treat you right
Stay by your side every night Someone who’ll love you
For the who you am
I need a woman who needs this man