Bachelorette Party

She's got a sash and a glittery ribbon
That let's you know that she's the bride-to-be
And all her girlfriends who placed it on her
Are singing loud and a little off key
I can't understand a word they're singing
But I love these Armenian songs
Those little bottles of Finlandia Vodka
Appear like magic then they're gone

I'm in the middle of a bachelorette party
On a 6am to Kansas City
With a connection at McCarran Airport
To disembark a few good friends
You never know what crazy things'll happen
I guess we really can't predict the numbers
But you can board a morning flight to Vegas
And see what the day will bring

She throws her hair up to the vent that blowing
Says "hey look, I've got the J.Lo effect
And everybody starts to laugh and cackle
I crack a smile I hope they don't detect
'Cause I'm what you call a seasoned traveler
And these girls don't show a hint of aging
I'm in the middle of a bachelorette party
You never know what your day will bring

I'm in the middle of a bachelorette party
On a 6am to Kansas City
With a connection at McCarran Airport
To disembark a few good friends
You never know what crazy things'll happen
I guess we really can't predict the numbers
But you can board a morning flight to Vegas
And see what the day will bring


Then Rose her maid of honor told her she's a goner
She laughed so hard that she started to cry
Then Rose looked intently
Touched her friend's sleeve gently
Uttered something softly
But the words were foreign to me
But I understood it perfectly

I'm in the middle of a bacherlorette party
On a 6am to Kansas City
With a connection at McCarran Airport
To say goodbye to my new friends
You never know what crazy things'll happen
I guess we really can't predict the numbers
But you can board a morning flight to Vegas
And see what the day will bring
Come on let's board a morning flight to Vegas
Ride some fancy elevators
Find out where life will take us
Let's see what the day will bring