Beer Thirty
I work hard every day
I dang sure earn my pay
Cause I've never been afraid
Of getting dirty
I'm a yes man at work
And my boss is a frigging jerk
but he can kiss my frosty glass
Come beer thirty

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Beer thirty comes when the works all done
It's twice the fun when it's two for one
And all the girls down at Earl's are so cute and flirty
You can hustle up some pool or throw some darts
Pull up a stool and belly up to the bar
It don't matter who you are come beer thirty

There's Kim she's the queen
of the karaoke machine
She can't really sing
But she sure is perty
There's HotRod and Bear, Stump and Hank
They don't care about what you think
Cause there just here to drink
Come beer thirty

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Bridge
Now any ol time that you get the urge
Just head down to earl's and obey your thirst
Cause somewhere on this earth
It's bear thirty

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