My Next Ex-Wife

You look just like, my next ex-wife
Would you like to get wild and crazy, just once or twice
And then be compensated for the rest of your life
Cause you look just like, my next ex-wife

The last time I met a woman like you that totally turned me on
Two seconds after I said I do, she turned into Mrs. Wrong
You’d think I’d learn my lesson, but a blind man could see that your hot
And you have got everything it takes to take half of everything I’ve got

You look just like, my next ex-wife
Would you like to get wild and crazy, just once or twice
And then be compensated for the rest of your life
Cause you look just like, my next ex-wife

Now while we’re still dating, you can wear lost of sexy clothes
Cut down to here and up to there with your slinky little fish net hose
Then once we get married you can go back to being yourself
A hitching and a chaining and a bitching and complaining and making my life Hell!

You look just like, my next ex-wife
Would you like to get wild and crazy, just once or twice
And then be compensated for the rest of your life
Cause you look just like, my next ex-wife
Lord you look just like, my next ex-wife