If I Were A Cheating Song

Copyright 2015 Robert J. Thompson

IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
I'D LEAVE THE PLACE WHERE I BELONG
YOU'D BE WAITING THERE FOR ME
UNDERNEATH THAT OLD OAK TREE
AND WHEN I TOUCH YOUR HAND
I'D FEEL LIKE A BRAND NEW MAN
OUR LOVE WOULD BE OH SO STRONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG

TURNAROUND

IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
I'D MAKE LOVE TO YOU ALL NIGHT LONG
YOU'D BE LYING NEXT TO ME
WE'D BE LIVING IN ECSTASY
AND WHEN WE KISS GOODNIGHT
WE'D HOLD EACH OTHER TIGHT
FROM DUSK UNTIL THE DAWN
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG

YES, I’D GIVE IT ALL UP FOR YOU
DO ANYTHING YOU WANT ME TO
NO ONE WOULD THINK I'D DONE HER WRONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG

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IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
SHE'D WORRY THAT THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG
SHE'D BE WAITING UP FOR ME
WONDERING WHERE I MIGHT BE
AND WHEN I SEE HER FACE
I'D FEEL SUCH A COLD DISGRACE
SHE'D KNOW THAT I'D DONE HER WRONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG

TURNAROUND

IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
I'D GET HOME AND SHE'D BE GONE
SHE WOULD NOT RETURN TO ME
I'D BE LIVING IN MISERY
AND WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP
I CAN HEAR HER SOFTLY WEEP
I'D BE BLUE AND ALL ALONE
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG

YES, I GAVE IT ALL UP FOR YOU
DID ANYTHING I WANTED TO
NOW I'D KNOW THAT I DONE HER WRONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG
IF I WERE A CHEATING SONG