Barstool Between Us
Copyright 2015 Marv Offutt
WELL, I DIDN’T NOTICE HER WALK IN HERE
SHE GOT BETTER LOOKING AFTER MY FIFTH BEER
THERE’S A BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
WELL, I LOOKED AT HER AND SHE LOOKED MY WAY
IT LOOKS LIKE I’M GETTING’ LUCKY TODAY
THERE’S A BARSTOOL BETWEEN US
SHE WAS A DANCER IN DAYTONA
A WAITRESS IN SONOMA
SHE WAS A BARTENDER OUT IN VEGAS
ANOTHER SHOT OF WHISKEY AND I CAN’T MISS
THERE’S A BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
SHE THINKS SHE’S FAT, BUT SHE USED TO BE THIN
I THINK I’LL TAKE HER TO THE HOLIDAY INN
THERE’S A BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
WELL, I BOUGHT HER A SHOT JUST TO LOOSEN HER UP
THEN I TOOK HER OUT TO MY PICKUP TRUCK
THERE’S A BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
SHE WAS A DANCER IN DAYTONA
A WAITRESS IN SONOMA
SHE WAS A TRUCK DRIVER DOWN IN DALLAS
ANOTHER SHOT OF WHISKEY AND I CAN’T MISS
THERE’S A BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
INSTRUMENTAL BREAK
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I LEAVE?
I’LL LET THE WHISKEY THINK FOR ME
SO WE WENT AND DID THE DIRTY DEED
AND NOW SHE WON’T STOP CALLING ME
WHERE’S THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US?
SHE MOVED IN JUST THE OTHER DAY
I WISHED SHE’D LOOKED THE OTHER WAY
WHERE’S THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US?
SHE WAS A DANCER IN DAYTONA
A WAITRESS IN SONOMA
SHE DID SOME TIME DOWN IN TALLAHASSEE
SHE MOVED IN AND SHE WON’T LEAVE
WHERE’S THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US?
WHERE’S THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US?
I NEVER SHOULD’VE LISTENED TO MY ___________________ (CROWD YELLS WHAT RHYMES WITH BETWEEN US)
I SHOULD’VE KEPT THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
YEAH THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
WELL, THAT BAR STOOL BETWEEN US
I WISH SHE WOULD’VE LOOKED THE OTHER WAY