The Buck U Song
Copyright 2011 Robert J. Thompson, BMI
(TALKING)
WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY
DODGE, FORD AND CHEVROLET
COME ON IN AND TAKE A SEAT
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN, GET SOMETHIN’ TO EAT
BUT IF YOU DECIDE TO ACT A FOOL
YOU’RE GONNA MAKE US LOSE OUR COOL
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
(SINGING)
SO BRING YOUR HOGS AND YOUR DOGS AND YOUR OVERALLS
TATOOED SISTERS AND YOUR COMMON LAW
AUNT PATOOTIE AND YOUR UNCLE SLIM
MAMAS AND YOUR PAPAS AND YOUR NEIGHBOR TIM
BRING YOUR JACK AND YOUR JIM AND YOUR ROT GUT GIN
FOOFOO DRINKS AND YOUR HOMEMADE SIN
MARGARITAS AND YOUR FAVORITE LITE
SPARKLING CIDER AND YOUR RED AND WHITE
BRING ANYONE THAT YOU WANT TO
BUT DON’T YOU LET THEM BREAK OUR RULES
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT STUFF
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
INSTRUMENTAL
BRING YOUR HANK AND YOUR JUNIOR AND YOUR NUMBER THREE
GEORGE AND MERLE AND THE CDB
WAYLON AND WILLIE AND SOME JOHNNY CASH
LET’S GET READY TO KICK SOME ****
BRING YOUR TATERS AND YOUR MATERS AND YOUR BBQ
T-BONE STEAKS AND YOUR PASTA FAZOOL
COON, POSSUM AND SOME ALLIGATOR MEAT
GRAB A PLATE AND GET READY TO EAT
LET’S SAY OUR DEEDS AND BLESS THE FOOD
BUT PLEASE DON’T BRING YOUR ATTITIDE
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT STUFF
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
INSTRUMENTAL
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT STUFF
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)
AND IF YOU DON’T LIKE THAT STUFF
WE’RE GONNA BUCK YOU UP! (BUCK YOU!)