Can't Find A Honky Tonk

Copyright 2010 Robert J. Thompson, BMI

I SEE TRENDY BARS, FANCY CARS,
CAVIAR AND MOVIE STARS
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE
SEQUIN GOWNS, MAKE-UP CLOWNS
ROUNDABOUTS ALL OVER TOWN
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE

I SEE SHOPPING MALLS, WATERFALLS,
GALLERIES AND CONCERT HALLS
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE
DESIGNER SUITS, COWBOY BOOTS
HOUSES OF ILL REPUTE
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE

PLEASE HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK
I CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK
HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK SOMEWHERE
IF I FIND A HONKY TONK
I'LL PLAY YOU ALL A COUNTRY SONG
HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE

SHORT INSTRUMENTAL

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HONKY TONK?
COUNTRY MUSIC’S FAVORITE HOME
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE
WHY CAN’T WE ALL GO BACK IN TIME?
THOSE GOOD OL’ DAYS ARE ON MY MIND
CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE

PLEASE HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK
I CAN’T FIND A HONKY TONK
HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK SOMEWHERE
IF I FIND A HONKY TONK
I'LL PLAY YOU ALL A COUNTRY SONG
HELP ME FIND A HONKY TONK ‘ROUND HERE

INSTRUMENTAL

IF I CAN'T FIND A HONKY TONK
HELP ME FIND A BRAND NEW HOME
THERE AIN’T NO HONKY TONKS ‘ROUND HERE
IF I FIND A BRAND NEW HOME
I'LL PLAY YOU ALL A COUNTRY SONG
THERE AIN’T NO HONKY TONKS ‘ROUND HERE!
THERE AIN’T NO HONKY TONKS ‘ROUND HERE!

SOMEWHERE, ‘ROUND HERE, SOMEWHERE, ‘ROUND HERE
SOMEWHERE, ‘ROUND HERE, SOMEWHERE, ‘ROUND HERE (FADE)