Friends Don't Let Friends Face Book Drunk

Copyright 2012 Robert J. Thompson, BMI

THE FOLLOWING IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK
IT AIN'T THE RIGHT PLACE TO AIR YOUR JUNK
YOUR FRIENDS MAY LAUGH OUT LOUD
BUT YOUR MOMMA WON'T BE PROUD
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP AND SAY WHAT THE ****? (WHAT THE ****?)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK

IT’S A MODERN DAY COUNTRY SONG
ABOUT DOIN’ SOMEBODY WRONG
YOU CAN’T DRINK ENOUGH TO GET THEM OFF OF YOUR MIND
WELL I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW
BEFORE LETTIN’ YOUR FEELINGS SHOW
YOU MIGHT WANNA CHECK THAT POST ONE MORE TIME

CUZ FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK
IT AIN'T THE RIGHT PLACE TO AIR YOUR JUNK
YOUR FRIENDS MAY LAUGH OUT LOUD
BUT YOUR MOMMA WON'T BE PROUD
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP AND SAY WHAT THE ****? (WHAT THE ****?)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK

INSTRUMENTAL BREAK

OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?
YOU REALLY MESSED UP SON
YOU INSULTED YOUR BOSS AND PISSED OFF YOUR EX-WIFE
THE NEXT TIME YOU START TO DRINK
PLEASE TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK
THEN YOU WON’T BE NEEDIN’ TO POST **** MY LIFE

CUZ FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK
IT AIN'T THE RIGHT PLACE TO AIR YOUR JUNK
YOUR FRIENDS MAY LAUGH OUT LOUD
BUT YOUR MOMMA WON'T BE PROUD
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP AND SAY WHAT THE ****? (WHAT THE ****?)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK

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YOU TAGGED ME AND YOU POKED
NOW THIS AIN’T NO FUCKIN’ JOKE
YOU BETTER STOP THAT **** BEFORE I UNFRIEND YOU
SHOULDA LEFT WELL ENOUGH ALONE
NOW ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE GONE
THEY’LL PROBABLY BLOCK YOU TOO AND I WOULDN’T BLAME THEM IF THEY DO

CUZ FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK
IT AIN'T THE RIGHT PLACE TO AIR YOUR JUNK
YOUR FRIENDS MAY LAUGH OUT LOUD
BUT YOUR MOMMA WON'T BE PROUD
YOU MIGHT WAKE UP AND SAY WHAT THE ****? (WHAT THE ****?)
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK
YEAH, FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS FACE BOOK DRUNK