My Dickel

Copyright 2010 Robert J. Thompson, BMI

I’M DRINKIN’ JACK
I’M DRINKIN’ JIM
YEAH, MY TWO FRIENDS ARE OVER AGAIN
BUT I CAN’T GET DRUNK WITHOUT MY DICKEL

YEAH, WHEN I’M DOWN
AND I’M FEELIN’ BLUE
I REACH FOR MY DICKEL
AND THINK ABOUT YOU
CAUSE I ALWAYS FEEL BETTER HOLDIN’ MY DICKEL

YEAH, MY DICKEL STANDS TALL
PASSES EVERY TEST
PERFECT FOR PARTIES AND HOTEL GUESTS
THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE IT
IT’S SIMPLY THE BEST
MY DICKEL’S BETTER
THAN THE REST

BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM BOOM!

WELL, MY BABY LOVES A SIP
WHEN WE’RE ALL ALONE
SHE GETS HER GIGGLES
WHEN I’M ON THE PHONE
SHE REACHES DOWN BETWEEN MY LEGS AND GRABS MY DICKEL

SHE PUTS MY DICKEL TO HER LIPS
AND SHE CHUGS IT DOWN
YEAH THAT’S MY BABY
REALLY GOES TO TOWN
THEN THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ LEFT OF MY DICKEL

YEAH, MY DICKEL STANDS TALL
PASSES EVERY TEST
PERFECT FOR PARTIES AND HOTEL GUESTS
THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ LIKE IT
IT’S SIMPLY THE BEST
MY DICKEL’S BETTER
THAN THE REST

BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM BOOM!

AND WHEN I DIE
AND THEY LAY ME TO REST
I’LL HOLD MY DICKEL
TIGHT AGAINST MY CHEST
THEY’LL HAVE TO PRY MY COLD DEAD FINGERS FROM MY DICKEL
CUZ THERE AIN’T NOTHIN’ BETTER THAN MY DICKEL

BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM CHICKA BOOM BOOM BOOM!