Ham and Eggs

I found a dollar in a ol’ pea coat, I ain’t wore for a long, long time
Could’na come at a better mo’, cause I was down to one thin dime

I marched my dollar and that dime, down to Big Bill’s Diner
Cause when you tie your feedbag on, there ain’t no diner finer

Ol’ Big Bill was waitin’ for me, standing by the kitchen door
He takes my coat and my pork pie hat and sez “I know what you’re here for!”

Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
And red-eye gravy all over

If I was the Pharaoh, with a half a million slaves
I’d abdicate my crown and throne for a plate of Big Bill’s eggs

Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
And red-eye gravy all over

If I was elected Pope, I’d wear them satin slippers
Just one stack of Bill’s flap-jacks and I’d win one for the gipper

Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
Ham and Eggs and a Flap-Jack Stack
And red-eye gravy all over