Snake Dick Weasel

Snake-Dick Weasel (Big Fat Chuck)

well there’s two kinds of people, that’s all ya got
some you can trust, and some you can not
and when you find the wrong kind, you get the feeling that
you can’t leave ‘em alone, with a dead pole cat

Well, I know a fella, he fits the second bill
He cheats for fun, and he lies for a thrill
he couldn’t shoot straight with a frozen arrow
doesn’t even try to walk the straight and narrow

it’s gonna catch up to him, or the folks that he cheats will
ain’t no doubt about it, he’s a snake-dick weasel

He was born with a spoon in his mouth, that’s for sure
it wasn’t quite silver, but he acts like it were
never had to work, like the rest of us done
never gave a damn, about mine nor you’rn

acted like a brother when he needed my vote
asking us to fix whatever he done broke
he never sews a seed, but he reaps a good and plenty
offer him a ten, then he’ll ask ya for twenty

nothin’s gonna teach him,
like a trip to his knees will
Ain’t no doubt about it
he’s a Snake Dick Weasel
A Snake Dick Weasel

well the record man, came to our little town
says he’ll have the world a-diggin’ our sound
he rolled up, dressed just like President, and
he’s right on time, ‘cause we can’t pay our rent

no one’ll promise you as much as he will,
but his incompetence knows no equal
don’t leave your rig, or he’ll steal your diesel
Better look out, he’s a snake dick weasel
Snake Dick Weasel

he’ll sting you worse than them killer bees will
Ain’t no doubt about it, he’s a Snake Dick Weasel
A Snake Dick Weasel