Big Red Saves Country X-mas

Well Big Red…Big REDDD!
Big Red’s gonna get it all down tonight

Christmastime is near, and as
the snow begins to fall, the kids
start thinkin’ Santa Claus ain’t
comin’ after all

why, is momma always out
a shoppin’ everyday
If Santa brings the presents
why’s she hidin’ them away

on Christmas eve we asked her
if Santa wasn’t real. she said, “now
don’t you even worry, ‘cause
that surely ain’t the deal, he’ll be
coming’ later on, so go to
bed, turn out the light
Big Red’s gonna get it all done tonight”

December 24, the elves are workin’ on the line
brand new safety regulations, got ‘em runnin’ way behind
they were gettin’ nervous, and the foreman was upset
they figured Santa’s gonna lose it, since they wasn’t finished yet

but when he got to work, and got the reindeers fed and dressed
Santa told the elves, “just take your time and do your best
I know we’re gonna make, though we’re runnin’ kinda tight
Big Red’s Gonna get it all done tonight”

He’s gonna bring the presents, and show what Christmas means
He’s gonna tell yer brother, it’s okay to act a queen
he’s gonna get yer sister, that new pair o’ slutty jeans
He’s gonna get yer momma off them methamphetamines

and for those of you that thought Santa just did Christmas stuff
feast your pointed ears on this his fresh batch of geetar….go Santa…get at it

early christmas day, they’re
having breakfast at the Pole
some elf comes up to Santa
with some coffee and a roll

“how do ya get it done, boss
every doggone Christmas Eve, bringin’
presents crossed the world to every
Sally, Bob, and Steve”

“Well it ain’t easy son, it’s harder than they know
if only we were up against, the timeline and the snow
but when we work together, we can scream out with delight
Big Red’s gonna get it all DONE t’night, yeah
Big Red’s gonna get it all DONE t’night”

Happy Holidays everybody…from Big Fat Chuck.