One-Eyed Man

I don’t need to march to the beat of a different drum
I don’t need to create anything that has not been done
I can ride somebody’s coat tails
I can steal good ideas with pride
I can baffle folks with bullshit
While I claim that it’s all mine

I don’t need to know what’s best from what is not
I just need to know when good is good enough
I can please a crowd with laser lights
While I blow smoke out my ****
Cause in the land of the blind
The one-eyed man is king

I don’t need to be unique at what I do
I just imitate whatever sells as cool
And I’ll top the charts with my latest hit
Though we all sound just the same
If they go on buying garbage
Then exactly who’s to blame

I don’t need to try any harder than I try
I can coast through my career until I die
I will make the headlines with a bang
With a staged crisis of my own
Cause in the land of the blind
The one-eyed man is king