Roll in the Hay

Roll in the Hay by Amy Ames
Verse1
Her potty mouth was outrageous
In the face of a lounge waitress
The waitress she took a step on back
Said we're gonna have a little chat
I’m going to throw some advice your way
Beause it's better than this here tray

Chorus
Go roll in the hay
Roll in the hay
Roll in the hay
You’ll have a better day

Verse 2
The benefits are numerous
From a healthier heart to lower stress
It'll put you in a better mood
Maybe even stop you from being so rude
And you watch your pain all melt away
So you won't leave it here on display

Chorus
Go roll in the hay
Roll in the hay
Roll in the hay
You’ll have a better day

Verse 3
A waitress job’s quite hectic
Especially when you don’t leave a tip
I had to learn to keep a calm face
Dodging comments like a punching bag
The waitress then pulled out her cell phone
Pointing to 3 mouths to feed at home

Verse 4
I quietly snuck out the back door
So, potty mouth could meet my 4 by 4
Parked right behind her foreign plates
To make sure justice was served her way
Reminded her she forgot to leave a tip
And while in Texas enjoy your trip