10. Totally Totaled My Car
TOTALLY TOTALED MY CAR
By Andrew Lilly © 2017

My heart is heavy ‘cause I broke my Chevy last night
I can’t go cruisin’ and I know that I’m loosin’.
I can’t even drive home drunk from the bar
‘Cause I totally totaled my car

Thought I was nobody’s fool
Drivin’ really cool
When the engine started to know
Then the steering wheel locked

The transmission was as smokin’
The right front tire, it went flat
The window wouldn’t open
And I dropped a cigarette in my lap

Then the steam began rising from under the hood
I thought that everything had gone wrong that possibly could

But when I stepped on the brakes
The pedal went to the floor
The lady that I hit is gonna sue me for sure

The headlights were smashed the bumper collapsed
The grill was on the curb and my insurance had just lapsed

The windshield cracked from the fire in the dashboard
There was Coke and French fries all over the floor boards

Now I can’t even drive home drunk from the bar
‘ Cause I totally totaled my car