5. Bring Me The Meat

BRING ME THE MEAT
By Andrew Lilly © 2017 ASCAP

Some only eat fruits and roots, rice and beans
Celery and such
But being a vegetarian
I’m not fond of all that much

No, give me pork chops, lamb chops,
Beefsteak or veal,
Chicken, rabbit, fish,
I could eat ’em nearly every meal

Just bring me the meat
All I want is the meant
I’m looking for a tasty treat
Come and make my meal complete
Yes, bring me the meat

Serve me lobster and ham, turkey and clams
Oysters on the half shell
Shrimp with bacon, rack of lamp
And a glass of Zinfandel


Bring me the meat
All I want is the meant
I’m looking for a tasty treat
Come and make my life complete, meat
Yeah, bring me the meat

And when it’s sittin’ in front of me,
My emotions flood
I guess bestiality must be in my blood
Oooh, bring me the meat
All I want is the meat

Don’t bring me vege-burgers, no don’t you cheat
Just bring me the meat

And when I’m chewin’ it good
I like the way that it feels
But I wanna swallow it quick before the blood congeals
Uhhh…bring me the meat, all I want is the meat

Make it hot and make it sweet
Come and make my meal complete
Oh, waitress! Oh, waiter!
Just bring me the meat