Baby It's Cold Outside

I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside;
I gotta go away - But baby it's cold outside;
This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in;
So very nice - I'll hold your hands they're just like ice.
My mother will start to worry - Beautiful what's your hurry;
My Father will be pacing the floor - Listen to that fireplace roar;
So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful please don't hurry;
But maybe just a half a drink more - I'll put some records on while I pour;
The neighbors might think - Baby it's bad out there;
Say what's in this drink - No cabs to be had out there;
I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now;
To break this spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell;
I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer?;
At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride?;
I really can't stay - Baby, don't hold out;
(together) Baby it's cold outside.
(spoken ) You're very pushy you know - I like to think of it as opportunistic.
I simply must go - Baby it's cold outside;
The answer is "No" - But Baby it's cold outside;
The welcome has been - How lucky that you dropped in;
So nice and warm - Look out the window at that storm.
My sister will be suspicious - Gosh, your lips look delicious;
My brother will be there at the door - Waves upon a tropical shore;
My maiden aunt's mind is vicious - Gosh, your lips are delicious;
But maybe just a cigarette more (and I don't even smoke) - Never such a blizzard before;
I gotta get home - Baby, you'll freeze out there;
Say lend me your comb - It's up to your knees out there;
You've really been grand - I feel when I touch your hand;
But don't you see - How can you do this thing to me?.
There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life-long sorrow;
At least there will be plenty implied - If you got pneumonia and died;
I really can't stay - Get over that holdout;
(together) Baby it's cold - Baby it's cold outside;
(spoken) OK fine, just another drink then - Well that took a lot of convincing - (girl) giggle.