We're Gonna Say Merry Christmas Again
(sung)
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We'll say it proudly to our neighbors and our friends
We'll say it loudly as we go, to folks we do and do not know
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again.

(rant)
Now some folks say when it's Christmas time
You're not even allowed to say Merry Christmas anymore. You have to say 'happy holidays.' There's a war on Christmas and we are the refugees! The next thing you know, they're gonna say 'Christmas isn't even in the winter anymore it's in the summertime now, and instead of Jesus Christ you celebrate the birth of Barack Obama! Well that ain't Christmas!

(sung)
We'll say it loudly as we go, to folks we do and do not know
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again.

(rant)
Now some folks say when it's Christmas time, you're not even supposed to cook a turkey in the oven for your family, because the animals ain't treated well and you're not supposed to kill 'em and eat 'em. Now the next thing you know, the liberals gonna say: Oh, you gotta get a Tofurky, dress it up in a burka and make it pray five times a day, and you can't even eat it - you just gotta give it the whole month of Ramadan off from work. Well that ain't Christmas!

(sung)
To every atheist and Jew, to every Muslim and Hindu
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again.

(rant)
Some people say you can't even have white Santa Claus anymore because people get so upset if Santa Claus don't look exactly like they do. Next thing you know there'll be another law, George Soros gonna pass a regulation, limiting our freedom, saying the new uniform of Santa Claus ain't even a red suit anymore--only people allowed to dress like Santa gonna be a Puerto Rican transgender woman in a Black Lives Matter t-shirt. Well that ain't Christmas!

(sung)

(sung)
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We'll say it proudly to our neighbors and our friends
We'll say it loudly as we go, to folks we do and do not know
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We'll say it loudly as we go, to folks we do and do not know
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas again
We're gonna say Merry Christmas a----

(rant)
Now some folks say you can't even have a Christmas tree anymore 'cause you can't cut down the trees, it's bad for the climate. Next thing you know, to decorate for Christmas you gotta ride a bicycle, go down to the organic grocer, buy some broccoli and raspberries and strawberries, that was grown by some hippy not even wearing shoes out in the pasture somewhere, and you bring that stuff home, and you've got vegetable trees with berries on it. The next thing you know, pretty soon you won't be allowed to sing Christmas carols anymore, you'll have to call them 'nondenominational holiday season singing' something or other generic that don't make anybody upset. You won't even be allowed to wrap your presents in paper anymore, no more paper. You're gonna have to use recycled used toilet paper for your Christmas presents. That's what they want; that's their endgame. You won't even be able to give guns and ammunition to your small grandchildren for Christmas presents anymore unless they contain a warning label or something. Well I got news for you: They're too young to read! The warning label won't do any good anyway. Don't take away their freedom!