Republican Jesus
Republican Jesus I'm down on my knees
You chose evil people to do your good deeds
But their sins are so deadly now, they're killin' me
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.

Mike Pence and Huckabee, the president too
They say my old Jesus has turned into you
So I put down my Bible, turned on my TV
And learned the commandments of Sean Hannity.

I bought all the weapons that I need to stay free
Mocked liberal protesters out in the street
Spat on the job-stealing immigrant too
Cast stones at my neighbor like you told me to do.

I paid fifty dollars for a red MAGA hat
Then my factory moved overseas just like that
The union is busted now I'm down on my knees
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.

Republican Jesus I'm down on my knees
You chose evil people to do your good deeds
But their sins are so deadly now, they're killin' me
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.

I enlisted in Space Force to be close to you
And guard heaven's gate for the righteous and few
But the Space Force forsook me, it's a conspiracy
Republican Jesus won't you hear my sad plea?

I can't wait much longer for your horsemen to come
I barely survived your last hurricane flood
The earth is on fire now it's time that we flee
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.

Republican Jesus I'm down on my knees
You chose evil people to do your good deeds
But their sins are so deadly now, they're killin' me
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.
Their sins are so deadly now, they're killin' me
Republican Jesus won't you rapture me please.