On the Ugly Side
ON THE UGLY SIDE words & music by jc scott 2011
GOT BOWED LEGS … CROOKED FEET
CAN’T TIE MY SHOES
TEETH GO WEST … TEETH GO EAST
I LOOK ABUSED

EARS AS BIG AS … KITES ON ME
ON WINDY DAYS
IF IT WEREN’T FOR GRAVITY
I’D SAIL AWAY

ON THE UH – UH UGLY SIDE
I WAS BORN A LITTLE ON THE UGLY SIDE
MAMA LOVES ME …PAPA HIDES LIES CRIES
I WAS BORN A LITTLE ON THE UGLY SIDE

GOT 3 EYES … 2 GO LEFT
ONE LOOKS BEHIND
IT DON’T MATTER WHERE I’M AT
MAY’S WELL BE BLIND

GOT 8 FINGERS … 4 ARE THUMBS
4 FAT AS TOES
I CAN’T EVEN PICK UP CRUMBS
OR PICK MY NOSE

PUT ME DOWN IF YOU TRY
PRIDE GETS ME THRU
YOU SHOULD SEE … WHAT I SEE
WHEN I LOOK AT YOU