No Beer Here (Radio Version)

No Beer Here
by Amy Ames


I’ve worked hard all week need relaxation please
It’s all I ask for one night is a barely and hops retreat
One not too dark, one not too light
But somewhere in between only to look around
And find the fridge completely empty.
No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
I have to make it clear. I’m out of here.
There’s just no sipping beer here.
I have to make it clear dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.

I don’t get into booze or any toxic brews.
Vodka and rum turns me 3 shades of green.
Wine is fine for a dinner night,
But not for a long, hard work week.
I need something just to release the stress.
A cool refreshing quest in need.
No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
I have to make it clear. I’m out of here.
There’s just no sipping beer here.
I have to make it clear dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.

The sign is clear.
No, I can’t buy my beer after 12 o’clock.
With bottles on the shelves waiting to sell
And an empty parking lot.
Going to write my congressman.
It’s hurting business.
I’ll go to Mexico.
Cervesa’s muy buano.

No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
No, there’s no beer here dear.
No beer here dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.
I have to make it clear. I’m out of here.
There’s just no sipping beer here.
I have to make it clear dear.
There’s just no sipping beer here dear.