Cruise Master Imperial

He's 6 foot 12, with fists from hell, he runs like the wind
The crooks all fear his terrible yell, but his honor you cannot bend.
He roams the galaxy, far and wide, a new universal cop
Lookin' for the bad guys, where they hide, their evil he will stop.
Gotta be the Cruise Master Imperial. He's the Cruise Master Imperial!

He was out one day, just gotten underway, flying past the moon
When the message came, with his name, you gotta catch that dirty rotten goon!
It was One Eyed Pete, The Scourge of the Deep, Scumbag of all space
It seemed that One Eyed Pete, he had fooled the heat, vanished without trace!
So they called ---
The Cruise Master Imperial. He's the Cruise Master Imperial.

Cruiser slammed his battleship into hyper-drive, pointed at Betelgeuse
He'd heard that Pete, had amassed a fleet, according to the latest news
That the pirates had staged, near an old dwarf star, prepping to make war
They were lying in wait, their eyes were filled with hate, wanted to even the score
Waiting for ----
The Cruise Master Imperial. He's the Cruise Master Imperial.

This saga's too long for this puny song, you'll have to wait another night
To hear about the clash of right and wrong, the second chapter I do write.

You'll have to wait to see how the scumbag thought, he could win this terrible fight
Waiting in ambush for the Cruiser to come, to send him off to Kingdom Come
Waiting for ---
The Cruise Master Imperial. The Cruise Master Imperial.

He's 6 foot 12, with fists from hell, he runs like the wind
The crooks all fear his terrible yell, but his honor you cannot bend.
He roams the galaxy, far and wide, a new universal cop
Lookin' for the bad guys, where they hide, their evil he will stop.
Gotta be the Cruise Master Imperial. He's the Cruise Master Imperial!