Undead in my Bed

It took all the strength I had
Just to bind his hands and feet
Lord, I love that man
But to him I’m just a piece of meat

He’s undead in my bed
Tied down to every pole
He may be a monster
But I’ll never let him go

He used to call me darling
now he only spits and moans
and if I try to hold him
he’ll tear the flesh right off my bones

he’s undead in my bed
but Lord, I love him so
he may be a monster
but I’ll never let him go

he can be so nasty
but he can’t take a lick
so if he tries to snap or bite
I just beat him with a stick

he’s undead in my bed
tied down to every pole
he may be a monster
but I’ll never let him go

he’s undead in my bed
but Lord, I love him so
he may be a monster
but I’ll never let him go